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FREEZING! I mean FREEZING with very cold wind. Human wanted me, Mom and Cinder to go out in the field today but after about 15 mins I said "ENOUGH!" and have stayed in the barn ever since, it is too cold in that wind!Mom is standing next to me in the stall and silly Cinder won't go in the other stall but no way am I moving over to make room for her with Mom and me, huh uh... Cinder has a room of her own, she can use it or stay outside in the cold wind, I am NOT sharing my napping space OR the extra warmth of my mom!Human said it must be cold if we won't go out to graze and thankfully, she realized that it is important to provide extra room service in this kind of cold weather and had Male Human put the water tank heaters into place as well as started feeding us that nice green hay she bought last fall.I don't know how long it's going to be this cold, but I hope Human keeps up the room service!
Well, Well, Well, guess who managed to remember she had a DATE with ME? Yup, Human, Ms. Stand-me-up earlier in the week, did manage to show up and even on time for your weekly Thursday evening date.Why is it that females think it's OK for them to cancel dates but boy if a dude does it, holy cow, nag, nag, nag? I don't think I'll ever get chicks honestly.Anyway, Human and I practiced keeping her balanced up on my back and she was OK at it tonight, although I wish she'd stop trying to back seat drive me but Cody, the Stud next door to my stall, tells me all females do this bossy kind of stuff, so I guess I'm stuck.Human did notice I've been buffing out, it's always cool to be told you're looking macho!
Our human is a female model. She's a good human for the most part. One of the best things about her is that she has a male human who spends time petting us and feeding us treats and today, male human, did something really swell! He remodeled our stalls for us by adding to our floor so that our stalls won't flood out and also created a big drain ditch to carry the water away!While he was on a roll with his human adult male Tonka Toys (that's what female human calls them, I think they're also known as Backhoes and dump trucks) he remodeled the dogs exercise area by raising its level with rock too.I think we'll keep male human for now!
HELLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP....... HURRY PLEASE HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We're flooded in our stall and can't get out because the entrance has a HUGE LAKE and there is NO WAY I'm going to cross it, uh no, not, nada... Horses don't swim!Oh Elle, you're being such a drama queen. Granted it has gotten a wee bit wet at the entrance of the stall and there is a large puddle in front, it's not exactly life boat 9-1-1 time just yet.But MOM, it IS 9-1-1!!!!!!!! Really,mom, how can you be so nonchalant about this. This is TERRIBLE. Cinder and I are NOT coming out of our stall until Human fixes this mess.Well Elle, Human has a flooded basement to contend with, and humans usually panic when the inside of THEIR Stalls get wet, so I would plan on getting a bit hungry if I were you and Cinder and you're truly waiting for Human to make the mud puddle go away.Well FINE, if Human is SO self-absorbed that she won't come SAVE Cinder and I, then she'll be EXTRA SORRY when we STARVE to death!Oh Elle, you ARE a silly goose... I'm going out to pasture to eat, you can come with me or sit inside complaining, the choice is yours.Mom??? MOM??? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????? Cinder, she LEFT us, HURRY, JUMP.... See it's not hard , JUMP the lake! MOMMY, here we come... Yum this pasture tastes great!