Stood Up.

Man, my human was mean to me today! She stood me up! Uh huh... We had a date for this afternoon. She was supposed to come work on me balancing her on my back. It was all set, 3pm. I was kind of looking forward to it because I don't have to work as hard with human as Trainer makes me.

Well around noon time, Human called Trainer and told her that she wasn't going to be coming for our date, instead she was staying home to work on making the barn better. Like I care what the barn looks like???? Ms Fashionista Elle probably talked her into doing 'improvements'... Women!

She better bring me a GOOD make up treat when she comes for our next date!

Summer Clothes, Winter Jackets

Human knows that I can be ridden again, now that I'm tired of faking lameness. She has told me it's time to get back to work on a serious level and this means I'll be sweating to the oldies (hey she's 42, she's an Oldie!).

Because it's almost winter, I have grown a nice plush coat which keeps me nice and toasty warm. Human says it has to GO... She's going to take me to shave it all off because right now when I get Sweaty, it takes forever to cool down and get dry again.

SO, I guess I'm getting my "Summer Clothes" back and in order to keep warm I have to wear a Winter Blanket. Human says it's stylish to have a winter jacket when you're human, so she's going to dress me in purple...

I think this is all silly nonsense and a Silly Human Trick, but human gets so happy about these things I guess I'll play along. Hmmmm I wonder if she'll knit me a dog fur sweater since she says she has enough fur coming out of Dare and Wyld right now to make one... I might enjoy a dog fur coat!

Strange Orb in the Sky

We have had a lot of dark, windy, wet days around here. Human has had to make sure the barn had a good ditch around it to stop the flooding of our stalls and Dancer, my mom, and I and our guest Cinder have been staying inside a lot more lately.

This morning when Human came out to let us into our pasture and provide room service I strolled through the doorway and stopped.... OMG! *SNORT, SNORT, SNORT* CAREFUL EVERYONE, CAUTION! Yes there was a strange, bright, shiny orb in the sky and the light hurt my eyes!

Mom just ignored me and Cinder squinted and Human started to laugh.. Can you imagine? Human LAUGHED at ME?? Elle, Fabulous by Design??? Is she crazy or what?

Well I am going to keep my eye on that bright thing in the sky, what if it really IS a horse eating, fire breathing monster?

Back To Work.

Well dudes, I had a few days off while Trainer is on Vacation but the past 3 days Human has been coming down to make me practice balancing her on my back.

All in all, while she does make me work, it's actually been a decent time as she generally doesn't make me work as hard as Trainer does and tonight after work, Human spent some time with the liniment bottle massaging my back and legs, ahhhhhhhhhhh.... that feels SO nice when she takes the time to do it.

So while vacation is over, I have to admit I kind of like work with Human along for the ride (pun intended dudes!).

Peace Dudes!

Stall Remodel

Our human is a female model. She's a good human for the most part. One of the best things about her is that she has a male human who spends time petting us and feeding us treats and today, male human, did something really swell! He remodeled our stalls for us by adding to our floor so that our stalls won't flood out and also created a big drain ditch to carry the water away!

While he was on a roll with his human adult male Tonka Toys (that's what female human calls them, I think they're also known as Backhoes and dump trucks) he remodeled the dogs exercise area by raising its level with rock too.

I think we'll keep male human for now!

Silly Pony Trick #4... Toss the Chicken

OK fans! Here is your newest Silly Pony Trick to try at home! When the neighbor's rooster won't stop trying to sit on your rump, you grab him by the tail feathers and toss him across the pen!

It is the COOLEST trick because the chicken squawks and the human yelps and you get to throw your tail over your back and snort and blow and toss your head while you trot in high spirits.

Your human will love this new trick, but I'm not sure the chicken enjoys it as he won't come inside my pen now. Oh well, Horses rule, Chickens drool! (heheheh)

VACATION!

PARTY TIME! Trainer is on Vacation and Human has hurt her back which means Friday and Saturday were more then just a 'day off' it was my OWN vacation and boy have I enjoyed just being a dude, ya know dudes?

I got to just hang out and be myself. If I wanted to 'let down' (come on geldings and studs, you KNOW you enjoy giving your 'guy' a bit of air now and again!) I could with none of that "Emmerson, Put it UP!" stuff I get from Trainer and Human. You'd think they'd never seen a 'guy' before, sigh...

I also got to just hang out in my stall and eat or lie down and nap to my hearts content. I LOVE a good long nap and am happy to take 3-4 a day when allowed.

Unfortunately, rumor has it that Human's back is a bit better and she's going to come to the barn tomorrow (Sunday) and make me practice balancing her up on MY back, sigh.... Oh well, a two day vacation is better then none!

Peace Dudes!